Larry here! Thought you might like to see our latest video. It's called 'Larry and Rita Mow the Lawn'. I think it should be called 'Larry Mows the Lawn'. Look at Rita, she's so busy eating some big stalk that I'm the one doing all the work. Anyway, thanks to Uncle Allan for playing the tune. Larry
Rita here. Sorry, I still haven't found that picture of Larry looking like a cloud, so here's a picture of me doing an impression of a chicken laying an egg. I hope you like it!
Stay tuned to the bunnyblog - might have some exciting news soon...
I just wanted to show you all my friend Cuddles, who is doing an impression of an owl in this photograph: Somewhere there is a picture of Larry doing an impression of a cloud, but I can't find it at the moment, so I hope you enjoy looking at Cuddles being an owl instead. Also when I say friend I mean acquaintance.
What a week it's been, bunny fans! Larry's been driving me hopping mad now he's a boy. First he starts racing round like he's auditioning for a role at the greyhound track. A real bunny racer! Then he starts going around 'marking his territory'. As if he's got any territory to mark, the great fluff-filled hair brain! No, as far as Larry and Rita are concerned, it's bunny business as usual, which means I'm the rabbit in charge around here - don't you forget it!
The first thing I took charge of this week was eating our neighbours' garden. Now, I've been meaning to reply to a certain comment poster who, a few weeks back, asked what he thought about rabbits eating people's vegetable patches. This individual, named 'anonymous', though i don't know if that means he is a mouse, implied that stealing vegetables was in some way harming our reputation. I couldn't disagree more. By eating these vegetables us rabbits are in fact performing a valuable public service: a) proving said vegetables are not poisonous; b) proving said vegatables are very tasty; and c) encouraging humans to grow more of the said vegetables, thus increasing the vegetable population and improving the environment for us all.
To other business, and Larry and I just can't get our heads around litter training. Do we go in the tray, or outside the tray? I can't work it out. Larry's useless. He says we're supposed to go in the bin!
SHOCKING REVELATIONS! Hello everyone. Larry here. I bet you thought that after my brush with death a few weeks back there could be little more excitement in the world of Larry.
You'd be wrong!
I don't remember much about the first days of my life. Us rabbits are born blind after all, so anything could be going on and we wouldn't know about it. All I do know is that I was supposed to be a girl, and apparently Rita's sister. That's what the pet shop said where we lived before Jared and Rebecca carried us home. When I went to the vet he had a look at me and agreed I was a girl, too.
So why did they have to go and name me Larry?
It's all a bit confusing because I only have a small brain. I did feel very comfortable with my name, though. As the cries of 'poor Larry', 'Larry, you're such an idiot', and 'Larry, stop being silly and get out of the oven' rang out across the household, I realised that - girl or not - Larry suited me.
Well, I promised a revelation, and this is it. The other day I found something. Something I'd never seen before, that nobody had noticed, that just appeared out of nowhere. On my body. Hidden behind a load of fluff. Can you guess what it was? That's right: A TINY PENIS!
So that's today's story, Larry fans. I am, alas, not a lass, but a boy. And Rita hasn't looked at me in the same way since.
Hello. Here are some more pictures. We've been employed as guard-rabbits whilst some friends of J and R are on holiday. We've been charged with looking after their garden, watering the plants, trimming the grass, that sort of thing. A wise move?
We had a special treat today. Jared went to work and left us all alone. I thought I'd have to put up with Larry's jabbering all day. Luckily our friend Sarah came over to check up on us and give us some lovely hay to eat. Larry was so excited that he pestered Sarah to have his picture taken with her! Here they are now: Thanks for dropping by, Sarah!
I'm Rita and that's Larry on the right. We are a pair of dwarf lop-eared rabbits 'coming at ya' from Hackney in East London.
What can I tell you? Larry is smaller than me and I am bigger than Larry. I like carrots and celery and expensive imported hay. Larry likes to lick anything and everything. He's a real licker. Our 'owners' are Jared and Rebecca. Larry loves them to bits. I think they're ok.
