Sunday, August 20, 2006

A Weighty Issue

What a week it's been, bunny fans! Larry's been driving me hopping mad now he's a boy. First he starts racing round like he's auditioning for a role at the greyhound track. A real bunny racer! Then he starts going around 'marking his territory'. As if he's got any territory to mark, the great fluff-filled hair brain! No, as far as Larry and Rita are concerned, it's bunny business as usual, which means I'm the rabbit in charge around here - don't you forget it!

The first thing I took charge of this week was eating our neighbours' garden. Now, I've been meaning to reply to a certain comment poster who, a few weeks back, asked what he thought about rabbits eating people's vegetable patches. This individual, named 'anonymous', though i don't know if that means he is a mouse, implied that stealing vegetables was in some way harming our reputation. I couldn't disagree more. By eating these vegetables us rabbits are in fact performing a valuable public service: a) proving said vegetables are not poisonous; b) proving said vegatables are very tasty; and c) encouraging humans to grow more of the said vegetables, thus increasing the vegetable population and improving the environment for us all.

To other business, and Larry and I just can't get our heads around litter training. Do we go in the tray, or outside the tray? I can't work it out. Larry's useless. He says we're supposed to go in the bin!

Cabbage leaves consumed: 8
Wildberry drops consumed: 2

Weight: 1.15kgs

Rita x





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